enough with the change!

so coins. more annoying than the guy who wants to meet shooter at red lobster, yet still being minted. and the nickel no less. is this new design supposed to encourage people to go out and get more nickels? to spend more nickels? what's the idea here? i don't get it.

news flash to the treasury department: coins suck ass. you can't buy anything for a penny, and nothing but urine-covered after-dinner mints with a nickel. the dime's buying power is dead. i don't even like the quarter, but i suppose we need something to put into public phones, decide who kicks off, and bounce into shot glasses. so please. help people with billfolds and pocket-less shorts everywhere. stop trying to make coins cool. better yet, just stop trying to make them, period.

-ETG